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Saturday, 15 August 2015

Open...for Commisions!

That's right...the Gonz is now open for any sexy, weird, lowbrow, bizarro or just plain FUBAR cartooning commissions.

If yer interested, drop us a note. Quick payments through Paypal.

Full Pencil: 7-15 GBP per character
Ink lineart only: 5-10 GBP " "
Full colour digital: 15-35 GBP " " depending on complexity

Check your exchange rate here.

More complex scenes, multiple characters, sequential art etc can be discussed - with discounts available for repeat business

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Gonzo Returns to Deviantart

It's been a long time since we hung out there, on the website where we first started off sharin' our love of sexy, weird and lowbrow artforms...but we're back now as of today.

You can visit us right here: http://gonzodawg.deviantart.com/

We got a big archive of artworks that's been building up lately, so be sure to check back real regular as this'll now be a going concern.

Friday, 19 June 2015

Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals: Redux Preview

Some of yez might remember this li'l horror toon we posted a while back.

Well, the Gonz has decided to revist, rework, re-imagine and reboot this one in a seriously happenin' new style. It's a damn big piece o' work and so is taking some time - but here's a sneaky preview of the full X-rated in-progress epic...

Monday, 15 June 2015

Crumb vs Gonzo!

Underground comix legend Robert Crumb drawn in his own style, by Gonzo...editorial cartoon for the still-in-progress second volume of Crackerz! More news, of course, will follow in doo course...

Monday, 8 June 2015

New 'Crackerz!' In Progress...

That's right, y'all...we mentioned this a while back an' now we're well on the way towards offerin' yez a second whoppin' volume of Crackerz! madcap retro 80s mayhem. Over 25 pages done 'n dusted so far, and plenty more in the pipeline - so look out for Crackerz! 2 - the Sequel!! sometime in the second half o' this year (that's 2015 for them what ain't too sure, and we'll tell ya - neither are we, sometimes).

An' just to whet yer appetite, here's a free sample from some of the strips we've been workin' on so far. And yes, the accident-prone Snowi Hills returns - and her boobs are bigger than ever.

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Gonzo Film Reviews: Forced Entry

“What d'you think you are, some kinda gook from 'Nam?”

Not to be confused with the thriller of the same title (and starring Tanya Roberts), this is one o' those movies that the average, ordinary moviegoer has never heard of – and probably would never want to. It's one that even those suffering a mild dose of sick fuck-itis are unlikely to have even stumbled across in the early stages of their condition. This is a movie so grim, so grimy, and so genuinely appalling that it can only be reached by, like Dante, plumbing the depths of cinematic hell through the grungy and filthy realms of exploitation, sexploitation, softcore, hardcore and Satan knows what else before you finally find it, clenched in the perspiring claw of a demented perverted demon with seven pierced penises and a vile grin a mile wide. And then you must decide: do I want to to go any further – and actually choose to view this? And if so, why? It's one of those films for viewers who 'expected more' from Cannibal Holocaust, for whom Sinful Dwarf wasn't really grubby enough, who enjoyed I Spit on Your Grave for all the wrong reasons but wanted a bit more sex. Like, lots more. And rougher, too.

Harry gettin' tooled up

Due to its subject matter and relative obscurity, this is one of those movies that you only learn about gradually, either via initiation or by following lots of links on grindhouse movie review sites. It's one we've been chasing down for close on 8 years and we finally got to view it last month. Was it worth the wait? Well, uh...hell...yeah. For the simple reason that you'll never see anything like it ever again. This ain't one that even Rob Zombie will be rebootin' any time soon, sorry to say.

Gratuitous boobage

What's it about?

Porn legend Harry 'Deep Throat' Reems plays a psych-damaged Vietnam vet who decides to work out his post traumatic stress disorder issues by stalking, sexually assaulting and killing young women – stabbing them first with his cock and then with his knife. That's pretty much the entire story. So what's the big deal? The sex is full-on graphic hardcore, mostly unconsented, and pretty disturbing in that hairy early '70s kinda way. The fact this movie is marketed as 'vintage porn' is kind of alarming in itself – but indicative of an era in underground and adult movie making when it was a case of 'anything goes'. The money shots and close-up penetration scenes are industry standard, but it's the overall theme and mean-spirited brutality which sets this one apart.

What's it like?

Director Shaun Costello scores serious points by, according to the DVD liner notes, presenting the first motion picture ever to use the theme of post-Vietnam stress. In some ways this is the precursor to Taxi Driver and Deer Hunter. He further impresses by cutting actual (monochrome) war footage into the movie to serve as flashbacks. And whether by design, or accident, his use of Harry's looped and out-of-sync dialogue samples foster a growing sense of alienation, monomania, and general mental decay for the central character. There are lengthy, almost tedious sequences where little happens. The music is minimalist, the locations real and scruffy, the acting from the supporting cast often awkward and at times looks downright ad-libbed, especially with the two kooky bombed-out lesbian chicks in the final act, who probably really were on drugs at the time; at some moments they almost are antithetical to the story, filling a similar role to the two idiot cops in Last House on the Left (i.e unwelcome comic relief). They are pretty hot though, and do spend a lot of time getting to know each other intimately while Uncle Harry spies upon them from on high.

Overall Thoughts

From the opening shot of a blasted, bloody brain, you know this isn't going to be an easy ride (heh, pun intended) or even much like a standard porn flick of any sort. If you like your adult material to be nice and glossy and easy on the eye, with shaved crotches and pert tits all round, then look the feck away NOW as you may just upchuck. To be perfectly honest, we didn't find it very sexy either but it was undeniably fascinating and just plain wrong on so many counts, and that's why it held our morbidly curious attention. It's so un-PC it's delicious; so dirty and horrible it's beautiful; so cruel and amoral it does actually make you think; so of its time, that it ought to be treasured as a lost relic of the hideous depths to which adult cinema sank during the golden grindhouse era. You'll need a shower, big hugs from fluffy kittens in cotton sox, and a box of chocolates after watching this one to get it out of your system. You'll feel wrong and guilty for even having watched it to the end. And, seriously folks, there aren't many movies made today that you can say that about. This is legendary underground grindhouse grime of the lowest, basest, most uncompromising order, and for that we loved it. A definite 5.

Tech Specs
The sound is pretty muffled, what little there is. The film stock quality is dire with visible damage in almost every sequence, but according to the notes this 'director cut' was edited from multiple sources so maybe it's a miracle it looks as good as it does (not helped by the 4:3 frame format, to be honest).


We named a chapter of our own grindhouse/splatter parody novel Last Gas Pump on theLeft after this movie in tribute – and we hadn't even watched it at that time.

Friday, 15 May 2015

LGPotL Video Trailer - Just Released!

New, remastered, updated an' unimproved 'director's cut' of the old LGPotL trailer vid that we put out there to plug the ol' comic book back in the day. Now, it's been fiddled about with a bit an' pressed into service to promote our Kindle eBook edition. Here it is, kidz....kinda' cunningly tellin' the start o' the whole story in pictures, to our very own 'Ry Cooder with half his fingers sawn-off'-style slyde guitar soundtrack...

In other news, the Dawg recently took possession of a small stack of classic, obscure and generally pretty quirky 70s sexploitation DVDs, so expect a bunch of new reviews of them to come in the near future.

Monday, 4 May 2015

Gonzo Goes to Goodreads..

That's right folks, we's just signed up to the site where folks discuss books, writers 'n all that shiz. Sure, it gets kind of highbrow at times but there's a place there for everyone, even lowbrow freakazoidal 'toon merchants like us...

Here's where we're at: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7479883.Gonzo_Dawg

If you're a member, drop us a line, an add or somethin' just to say 'howdy'.

We got both our current titles up there - LGPotL and Crackerz! - and we're hopin' to add somethin' else before too long. So stay toon'd...

Monday, 16 March 2015

Old Stuff 'n New Stuff...


The Dawg's back on this here very blog again after too much time devoted to real life, and other stuff like that we won't bore yez with.

Anyway, we've noticed lately that our Amazon Kindle compo of Crackerz! has gotten a couple of pretty darn good reviews so far up there. So after a bit of thought we've decided to get a second volume out there. Thing is, we'll have to write 'n draw 'em all first but we got plenty of ideas left over from the first series - we always hoped there'd be a second series, and you guys' feedback has convinced us. So look out!

In da meantime, we's also offern' the first compilation totally damn free. And it's currently #1 in the free Kindle charts in the Comics > Erotica section. WTF? Anyway, it's cool. So grab a freebie while ya can! Here's the link.